Jon Stewart Inspirational & Motivational Quotes

  1. More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch with prejudices they didn’t even know they had. – Jon Stewart
  2. I’m not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else. – Jon Stewart
  3. I can be in 20 movies. But I’ll never be an actor. – Jon Stewart
  4. The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they’re going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him. – Jon Stewart
  5. If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it’s that the terrorists can attack us, but they can’t take away what makes us American – our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that. – Jon Stewart
  6. I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. – Jon Stewart
  7. I’ve always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food. – Jon Stewart
  8. McVeigh’s lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done. – Jon Stewart
  9. You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things. – Jon Stewart
  10. Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we’re in a battle between tyranny and freedom – it’s a series of pendulum swings. – Jon Stewart

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