Fred Allen Biography, Wife, Net Worth, Books & Quotes, Cause of Death

Fred Allen Inspirational & Motivational Quotes

  • Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They’re afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. – Fred Allen
  • The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. – Fred Allen
  • I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Fred Allen
  • My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. – Fred Allen
  • I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. – Fred Allen
  • Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. – Fred Allen
  • I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement. – Fred Allen
  • A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. – Fred Allen
  • The last time I saw him he was walking down lover’s lane holding his own hand. – Fred Allen
  • Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. – Fred Allen
  • An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission. – Fred Allen
  • California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange. – Fred Allen
  • The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed. – Fred Allen
  • I don’t have to look up my family tree, because I know that I’m the sap. – Fred Allen
  • All I know about humor is that I don’t know anything about it. – Fred Allen
  • I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. – Fred Allen

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